Let’s Hook Up: Vegas and its Escorts Getting Down with Bitcoin

First Escort Agency for Bitcoin
First Escort Agency for Bitcoin

Bitcoin’s shadowy past is mostly behind it, but that doesn’t mean it’s lost its edge – especially not in Vegas.

The gambling capital of the universe is rapidly opening up to the digital currency, with a directory of Bitcoin-accepting locations now available. There are, however, some places which are more ‘off the book’ to flash your wallet guilt-free in Sin City.

Enter BunniesOfLasVegas.com, the empire’s first Bitcoin-friendly escort agency.

Agency of our time

“Tech-savvy consumers are as into their bitcoins as they are their Benjamins,” a statement on the website reads.

 A spokeswoman by the name of McKenzie told local newspaper the Las Vegas Journal that clients’ needs are evolving and offering new technology to those in the know is an obvious step.

“I think it’s convenient for the client if you can’t get cash,” she said, “especially if they’re tech-savvy.”

“They” may well become very receptive to the innovation in future, it would seem, as Bunnies does not accept credit card payment or Google Wallet. Perhaps an unusual business model, the agency and its staff are in fact very much in-keeping with the times, the Journal notes.

“I eat a low-carb diet. I don’t drink any alcohol. A lot of protein, a lot of vegetables, whole foods, nothing processed,” McKenzie continues.

Bunnies’ Bitcoin adoption is more than a fashion statement, however. “Utilizing bitcoins for adult entertainment offers clients a degree of anonymity exceeding even the use of cash for such transactions,” the website explains. “Though the use of bitcoins as currency is currently gaining momentum, Bunnies and bitcoins aims to afford clients the option of this secure payment method.”

Neither McKenzie nor the Bunnies website choose to disclose current rates for services, but the former confirms her salary per year “is closer to six figures,” meaning the sexier way to spend your excess Bitcoin wealth is set to be around for a while to come.

“Paying escorts accepting bitcoins is a viable option for those with a wealth of bitcoins but no place fun to spend them,” Bunnies suggests, “What better way to use them than with a sultry Vegas escort accepting bitcoins?”

Different but not necessarily less exciting spending options in Vegas are hardly difficult to find using the new directory, BitcoinsInVegas.com, which already lists a plethora of merchants from pizza to investment firms.

While hundred dollar bills may soon be thin on the ground, financial flexibility in town is expanding like never before.